LAUGHTER : With no apologies to the Chinese. Today it is your turn. Maybe tomorrow the others. 
Why can’t two Asian’s have a white baby? Because two Wong’s don’t make a white!
What is the name of an Asian pilot who died in a plane crash? Sum Ting Wong.
I threw an Asian man down a flight of stairs. It was Wong on so many levels.
A Chinese couple had a black baby and named it Sum Ting Wong.
That’s not right…Sum Ting Wong 
Are you harboring a fugitive?…Hu Yu Hai Ding? 
See me ASAP…Kum Hia Nao 
Stupid Man…Dum Gai 
Small Horse…Tai Ni Po Ni 
Did you go to the beach?…Wai Yu So Tan? 
I bumped into a coffee table…Ai Bang Mai Ni 
I think you need a face lift…Chin Tu Fat 
It’s very dark in here…Wai So Dim?
I thought you were on a diet…Wai Yu Mun Ching? 
This is a tow away zone…No Pah King 
Our meeting is scheduled for next week….Wai Yu Kum Nao? 
Staying out of sight…Lei Ying Lo 
He’s cleaning his automobile….Wa Shing Ka 
Your body odor is offensive… Yu Stin Ki

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