After Donald Trump, the world is wondering if it is the blonde men, not women, who are actually a bit DUMBer. They collected these true stories of a Blonde man:
A blonde man is in the bathroom and his wife shouts: “Did you find the shampoo?”
He answers,”Yes, but I’m not sure what to do…it’s for dry hair n I’ve already wet mine.”
A blonde man sees a letter lying on his doormat. It says on the en-velope “DO NOT BEND.”
He spends the next 2 hrs trying to figure out how to pick it up.
A blonde man shouts frantically into the phone, “My wife is preg-nant n her contractions are only two minutes apart!”
“Is this her First Child?” asks the Doctor…. “No!” he shouts, “this is her husband!”
A blonde man is in jail, the guard looks in his cell n sees him hang-ing by his feet.
“Just WHAT’re u doing?” he asks.
“Hanging myself,” the blonde rep -lies.
“The rope should be around your neck” says the guard…. ” I tried that,” he replies, “but then I cou-ldn’t breathe.”
An Italian tourist asks a blonde man: ” Why do scuba-divers al-ways fall backwards off their boats?” To which the blonde man replies: “Duh, If they fell forward, they’d still be in the boat.”
A friend told the blonde man: “Christmas is on a Friday this year.”
The blonde man then said, “Let’s hope it’s not the 13th.”
Two blonde men find 3 grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: “What if one explode-s before we get there?”
The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”
A woman phoned her blonde nei-ghbor man and said: “Close your curtains the next time you n your wife are intimate. The whole stre-et was watching and laughing at YOU yesterday.”
I To which the blonde man replied: “Well the joke’s on “ALL OF YOU” because I wasn’t even at home yesterday !