Jignesh “My elbow really hurts. I guess I should see a
His friend “Don’t be so desi. There’s computer at the
drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and
cheaper than a doctor.
Simply put in a sample of your urine, and the computer
will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do
about it. It only costs $10.00.”???
Jignesh figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar
with a urine sample and went to the drug store.
Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and
deposited the $10.00.
The computer started making some noise and various
lights started flashing. After a brief pause, out popped a
small slip of paper which read?? You have tennis elbow.
Soak your arm in warm water, avoid heavy labor. It will
be better in two weeks.
That evening, while thinking how amazing this new
technology was and how it would change medical
science forever, Jignesh began to wonder if this could
He decided to give it a try.
He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from
his dog, and urine samples from his wife and daughter.
To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction.
He went back to the drug store, located the computer,
poured in the sample and deposited the $10.00.? The
machine again made the usual noises, flashed lights,
and printed out the following analysis:???
1. Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener.?
2. Your dog has ringworm. Bathe him with anti-fungal
3. Your daughter is getting’ screwed by three guys at
the same time and has urinary infection. Put her on
Antibiotic and keep a track of her outings.
4. Your wife is pregnant . . . twins. They aren’t yours.
Get a lawyer.
5. And Bastard, If you don’t stop masturbating, your
elbow will never get better!
With thanks to YBKB
(yes the YB before the KB stands for Yang Berhormat.
As for the KB….that is for me to know and for you to find out)
with thanks to YBKB😂