steadyaku47 comment : 
To make this a level playing field, 
the following are to be excluded because 
they are already donkeys and asses….

Najib Razak
Rosmah Mansor
Ahmad Maslan (especially Ahmad Maslan!)
Adnan (That guy who claims to be a Tunku) 
That Tweet of an IGP
The attorney General.
The Speaker of the House.
Chairman of PAC/EC.
Azeez (the former Car Salesman).
hell…all members of the Najib Cabinet.
And all BN MP’s